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Opened: April 21st 2025
Last updated: April 24th 2025
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Last member added: April 24th 2025

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Quotes

• "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing."
  — Dwight Schrute
• "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."
  — Dwight Schrute
• "One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway...I wonder who he ran over then."
  — Jim Halpert
• "I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..."
  — Kelly Kapoor
• "I'm not superstitious...but I'm a little stitious."
  — Michael Scott
• "I'm an early bird and I'm a night owl. So I'm wise, and I have worms."
  — Michael Scott
• "The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."
  — Prison Mike
• "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family"
  — Michael Scott
• "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year."
  — Dwight Schrute
• "Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That's one of my mottos."
  — Stanley Hudson
• "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."
  — Michael Scott
• "I'm glad Michael's getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he's stupid."
  — Phyllis Vance
• "I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible."
  — Michael Scott
• "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. First of all: How dare you?"
  — Kelly Kapoor
• "I'm fast. To give you a reference point. I'm somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther."
  — Dwight Schrute
• "The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is D.M.I. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, Morons, and Idiots. Because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers."
  — Oscar Martinez
• "I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts."
  — Pam Beesley
• "If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn't hear the other dead people."
  — Dwight Schrute
• "I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a...carpenter that makes stairs."
  — Andy Bernard